spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

archivesofgallifrey:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

willgrahamps:

wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple

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because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.

It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like 

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”

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evilblogger:

boyfriends, much like communism, are better in theory

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  • me: i really need to stop swearing
  • 20 seconds later: where the fuck is my goddamn shitbitch pencil

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"I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life. If you are interested in something, no matter what it is, go at it full speed ahead. Embrace it with both arms, hug it, love it and above all become passionate about it. Lukewarm is no good." — Roald Dahl (via megosia)


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erik and charles, oct. 22, 1962


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mi0da:

whitehouse:

The President is answering your questions tomorrow, and it will be awesome. Tune in Tuesday at 4 p.m. ET on whitehouse.tumblr.com.

You know, if you’re hip to all these things.

obama’s gonna help us talk about feels


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The Bus Isn't Coming

Because you're late, and the bus driver does not care. So you might as well be here...stop me if I'm wrong.

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