• bae: come over
  • me: do you have food
  • bae: my parents aren't home
  • me: are they coming back with food

5 days ago - ♥162679

kieereeennnn:

womptacular:

daniel radcliffe could have grown up to be so so awful, it would have been so easy for him to be terrible, we are truly blessed to have the danrad that we have

what a rad dan he is

1 week ago - ♥64611

221cbakerstreet:

whatsupd0c:

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

Amen

Not all men

1 week ago - ♥304729

ravenzoe:

too real


1 week ago - ♥55
moopflop:

trenchgun:

thespacegoat:

shrekyourself:

My buddy James found more unnecessarily gendered food products

why are men so embarrassing 

mmm. yeah bro im drinking my dude milk. it’s so thick, brah.

bro stop spilling your dude milk everywhere use a tissue

moopflop:

trenchgun:

thespacegoat:

shrekyourself:

My buddy James found more unnecessarily gendered food products

why are men so embarrassing 

mmm. yeah bro im drinking my dude milk. it’s so thick, brah.

bro stop spilling your dude milk everywhere use a tissue

1 week ago - ♥25705

1 week ago - ♥144735

4titty:

netflix rebuffering aka time to look at yourself in the black reflection of your computer and wonder about the life u live now

1 week ago - ♥4598

targayen:

do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

2 weeks ago - ♥454508

kyliesparks27:

wilwheaton:

kittydoom:

sickomobb:

svllywood:

Ben Affleck speaks about Islamophobia X

ON BILL MAHERS ISLAMOPHOBIC ASS SHOW GO AWFF AND EID MUBARAK BROTHERS AND SISTERS

OMG im not mad at him for playing as batman anymore

You go on with your bad self, Ben Affleck.

Dear Ben Affleck: I love you. Thank you for saying this.

Ben Affleck is flawless. always has been, always will be.


2 weeks ago - ♥209414

bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

2 weeks ago - ♥468557

The Bus Isn't Coming

Because you're late, and the bus driver does not care. So you might as well be here...stop me if I'm wrong.

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